Yaad h woh bachpan k din,
1 dusre ko kaise hasa diya karte the,
Tumhari woh lolipop khane ki zid,
Or hum apni loli chusa diya karte the..
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You can be a Doctor and Save lives
You can be a Lawyer and Defend lives
You can be a Soldier and protect lives
Or Simply remain HORNY & Create Lives ...
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Chodan chodan sab karen chod sake na koi.....
Jab chodan ki baari aaye lund khada na hiye
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Santa (CHOR ko pakad k) Banta Iski GAAND maar
Banta-3 bar dala Ander nhi gya?
Santa-CHAKU La or Iski Gaand FAAD de.
CHOR (Ghabra k)
1 bar TEL Laga k try to karo.
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Ek Pinjre me 50 Bandaria aur Ek Bandar chhoda gaya.
Aur Elaan hua ke jo
Ek minute me Bandar ko pehchan kar Pakad lega usse Rs.1,00,00,000/- milenge.
1st : Obama gaya Par fail ho gaya.
2nd : George Bush gaya lekin nakaam raha.
3rd : Suresh Kalmadi gaya aur 10 second me Bandar le aaya.
Sab ne hairan ho kar poocha 'aap ne kaise pata kiya?'
Kalmadi : Mai pinjre Me gaya aur maine Sab se kaha k mai imaandar Hu to sirf ek ne kaha..
"LAUDA MERA"....
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Baccha sir p condom laga k gum rha tha.
Baap : bhosdike ye kya h,
Beta: school m fancy dress competition h
Koi hathi, koi ghoda bna h,
Me louda bna hu.
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An Arab being interviewed at the US Embassy
CONSUL: "Your name, please?"
ARAB: "Abdul Aziz."
CONSUL: "Sex?"
ARAB: "SIX times a week."
CONSUL: "I mean, male or female?"
ARAB: "Both male & female & sometimes even camels."
CONSUL: "Holy cow!"
ARAB:"Yes, cows & dogs too."
CONSUL:"Man, isn't that hostile?"
ARAB:"Horse style, dog style,any style!"
CONSUL:"Oh dear!"
ARAB:"Deer?No deer, they run too fast!!...
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Ek bar santa apne friend banta ke ghar tas khelne gaya. Santa, Banta aur banta ki Modern biwi tas khel rahe the tab santa ka 1 patta table k niche gira, santa patta uthane ke liye table ke niche jukka to Samne Banta ki biwi apni chhoti skirt me se pussy pe ungliya guma rahi thi. Ye dekh ke santa ka pashina aa gaya aur man machal utha. Table ke upar aane ke baad Banta ki biwi santa ko ishara kiya aur kirchen me pani ka bahana kar ke chal di. Uske pichhe Santa bhi pani ka bahana kar ke chala gaya.
kitchen me.. (whispering)
Banta ki biwi: " kya dekha tumne?"
santa: " woh jo tumne dikhya."
biwi: " lena chahoge?"
santa: " jarur"
biwi: ' 50,000/- lagega.."
Ab santa apni financial situation nahi hone se soch me pad gaya.. aur thodi der baad bola
Santa: "Thick hai, kal sham ko aaunga.."
dusre din sham ko shanta aaya.
Aur khub Jamke Banta ki biwi ki chudai kar ke halat kharab kar di. aur 50000 deke nikal gaya..
Raat ko banta ghar pahucha to biwi se bola: Santa aaya tha na?"
ab to bechari ke pashine chut gaye aur bol diya " Ha. Aaya tha"
Thodi der baad biwi ne puchha:" Aisa kyu puchha?"
Banta: " bas.. santa aaj subah mujse sham ko ghar pe bhabhi ji ko dejauga kah ke 50000 udhar le gaya tha.."
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Ek ladka ek cement factory me kaam karta tha,uska baap bola-ghar banwana hai 25 bori cement ki la de ?
ldka- nahi main bahut imandaar hun.
Baap- 15 la de.
Ldka- nahi meri kuch image hai.
Baap- 5 la de.
Ldka-nahi
Baap-1 la de.
Ldka- nahi
Baap- theek hai toh ek muthhi bhar la de.
Ldka ek muthhi ka kya karoge.
Baap- teri maa ki chuut par lagaunga taaki koi dusra imandar paida na ho,bhosdi ke.
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Lutero ne ladki ke zevar lut liye.
Log bole:- Shukr karo ki izzat nahi luti.
Ladki chillai:- Tumhari maa ka bhosda!!
izzat bech-bech k hi to zevar liye the.
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Why the women hate period time?
coz it is "Bloody waste of fucking time"..
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Aap ko meri taraf se
Or mere tamam frnds ki taraf se,
Or mere chahne walo ki taraf se,
Or sare hindustan ki taraf se.
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BABA JI KA LOUDA..!!
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SUPERb abuse After brEak uP:
Boy: Shut Up Bitch!
Ur Pussy has been used more than Google../:)
Girl: Dont talk, U asshole!
I wear Heels Longer than ur Dick!
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Aapke jaisa dost khone nahi dunga
Aapko mujhse alag hone nahi dunga
Roz sms kiya karo warna
Gaand me mirchi dalunga aur dhone bhi nahi dunga.
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$ardar Ne Sharab Pike Apne Apko Aaine Me Dekha Or Bola
Isko To Khi Dekha H
Oh Yad Aya
Ye To Wohi bhosadika Kamina Hai Jo Shadi K Album Me Meri Biwi Ke Sath Tha ...$
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Ho rahi thi aadhi raat,
Arjun ne thama Dropadi ka hath
Kaha-Tumhe jeet kar me laya
Phir tumko chodne ka sukh mere bhaiyo ne kaise paya
Dropadi boli Ar
jun tum ho Gandu
Bcoz tumhara pita tha Pandu
Maza to aata hai lene me Bhim ka
Jaise ghus raha ho Tana Neem ka
Nakul Sehadev to abhi bacche hai
Choda n kriya mei abi kacche hai
Kabhi zid karte hai to chut dikhla deti hu
Dhire 2 mutth marna sikhla deti hu
Yudhistar to hai Bharmchari
Jisne meri chut ab tak nahi mari
Tum maar lo meri gand, kyonki ye chut to hai ab bhim ke naam...
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Sexy Kolaveri:
.
Why dis Chodaveri Chodaveri Chodaveri di..
"Gf in Room Room,
Wearing Bra white,
Nipple color light light,
Mine Lund Tight"
Why dis Chodaveri Chodaveri di..
"Hand la Bra,
Bra da Boobs,
Boobs full milk.
Wetty choot,
Lund cum,
Sex like silk.
Boobs Boobs
Sexy Boobs,i want suck now..
Choot Choot
Wetty Choot,i want fuck now"
"Guys m fucking now,she's screaming now..
This msg is for Chodu Boys,we dnt have choice"
Why dis Chodaveri Chodaveri di!
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SEXFORMAL LETTER
To,
The Gandu Principal,
Burchoda School,
Bhosadapur.
Sir,
Mai apki school ki 8v cls me pdhti hu.
Pr mere boobs bde hone ke kran mujhe 10v me bitha diya,
Cls ke ldko ne mil ke meri chut mar li jiska mujhe afsos nhi h blki bhut mja aya,
Pr unhone meri gand v mari, jo k bahut drd kr rhi h.
Is liye mai 2din schl me nhi aa skti
Fatt gyi kacchi..
chud gyi sacchi..
"Aap ki pyri Rndi bacchi"
-Nts
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Mulla on Suhagraat..
Bahut mazaa aaya begum, Badi hifazat se Chut ko sambhal rakha hai Aapne.
Begum- Aap ki khatir puri zindagi Gand marwa ke kaam chalaya hai.
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Koleveri remix kaila lundu Onlyr english Hand la lundu Lund hardu Then a full a splashu!!
Emty pipe All cum in Bathrumu. Thiz songu for single guyz V dont have choiceu
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Naaga News:-
1. Meethapur ma 5 divas Muthiya maro Aandolan.
2. Veraval ma Virya no Varsad.. anek dubya.
3. Jamnagar ma Jada Loda wala no traas.. Mahilao chintit.
4. Khambhat ma Khulle Aam Chodva no camp. sau e labh levo.
5. Porbandar ma Pika-Premi no tarkhat.. 8 ni dharpakad.
6. Junagadh ma Jangiya Chor ni kamaal.. 5 Naaga bawao na Jangiya choraya.
7. Rajkot ma Raando ae Haalta manas ni Gaand ma Aangdi karta tofan. Patthar maaro thayo.
8. Bhavnagar ma Bhadva Sammelan. Desh-Videsh na bhadvao ektha thaya.. aap ne pan jangiya-bhinu aamantran chhe...ha ha ha wah wah nir wah sms sms ki duniya ka king..
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All Eggs in Sunny Leone decided 2 fight against Sperms,
they waited wid Guns in Pussy dat night:
No one came
Suddenly 1 Egg Shouted
DHOKA........ hamla pichese hua hai...!
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Terrorists enter KINGFISHER flight &
force all air hostess nude.
All girls lie down naked..
1 girl asks:Is it a Hijack or a routine Board of Directors Meeting !
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Mirza galib ne, Mashuka ka Gila Whisper dekha to, Arz kia :-
"Salwar k Niche se jo ye Paani Laal Aata he,
kya meri janeman ka Bhosada Bhi Paan Khaata He.
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Sardar apne tota SE : Mitthu,Jalebi khyega?
TOTA: "apni gaand me daal le bhosri ke,
Phle Mirchi khila-khila k Bawaaseer karwa di, ab Sugar bhi krwyega kya?
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