Naughty Collection 3

SEX kya he.?

1."Duty"-
Agar wife se kiya jaye.

2."Art"-
Agar Premika se kiya jaye.

3."Education"-
Agar Kunwari ladki se kiya jaye.

4."Science"-
Agar Shadishuda padosan se kiya jaye.

5."Vyapar"-
Agar Vaishya se kiya jaye.

6."Samaaj-Seva"-
Agar Talaqshuda se kiya jaye.

7."Daan"-
Agar Widhwa se kiya jaya

8."Gupt Daan"-
Agar kisi ladke ko  kiya jaye.

9."Tyaag"-
Agar Apne Haath se kiya jaye.

10."Balidan"-
Vicharo me hi chaddi me ho jaye....

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SAAS/BAHU KE jHAGDE mein:

Saas: i have carried him for 9 months.

Bahu: only 3.5 kgs na?
I carry him every night, he is 80 kgs now....
Baat karti hai....

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This is why boys r called ultimate opportunists n girls r socially moron..

Girl: fuck you !!:
Boy: promise ?

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Ladkiyo ki jab Shadi hoti h to Unki Saheliya kya khti hai?

1990-gabrana mat wo jo kare karne dena
.
2011-Jor se Chillana taaki Use lage k seal Usi Ne todi hai.

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Sex is like mcdonalds, I'm lovin it.
pussy is like subway, eat fresh.
dick is like gatorade, is it in you?

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Boy wanted 2 hav sex,
but ashamed of his small penis.
He brought his GF in a dark place n Placed his penis in GF's hand
GF :No thanx I DON'T SMOKE...!

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What's "BULL RIDING" in sex?

TRY THIS-
Get on Top of Ur Girl
While doing with her..

Whisper another girl's name gently!

Then c how long u can stay on top?? ;-)

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Height of Insult:
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Wife: Agar dunia
"30 minute"
me khatam ho rahi ho to tum kya karna chahoge ?
.
Husband : Of course "SEX"
.
Wife:Aur baaki  ke
"29 minute"?:

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Sales girl: "sir no smoking in shop".

customer: "but i purchased these cigaretts here".

girl: "sir we also sell condoms,
it dosen't mean u start fucking here....

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6 GOLDEN RULES 4 F***ING
1)F***ing once a week is good for ur health, bt
it is harmful if done everyday

2)F***ing relaxes ur mind & body

3)F***ing refreshes u

4)After F***ing don't eat 2 much go 4 more
liquids

5)Try F***ing in bed cause it can save ur
valuable energy

6)F***ing can reduce ur cholesterol level.....
So rember,
.
.
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"FASTING" is gud 4 ur health.