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Boy-Tu kitne baje uthti h?
Girl-Apna koi time nhi
Jab dil kare so jati hu, aur jab dil kare uth jati hu.
Boy-notty?
Tu bilkul mere 'LUND' pe gayi he.
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Woman: I had sex with only 4 boys in my entire life and U had it with 16 girls, still everybody calls me a SLUT and calls you a REAL man.
Y?
Man: It's like this baby..
When a lock is opened by many keys, it becomes a BAD lock. But when one key opens many locks, it becomes the MASTER KEY!
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Fate is like getting Raped.
If you can't fight, learn to enjoy it!!
Work is like group sex.
10 people are behind your ass to take your place.
Education is like hiring a prostitute.
It needs both Money and Hard Work!!
Success is like masturbation.
Only ur own hand can let u achieve it!
Now that's how I explain fu*kin LIFE!!!
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1.Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
2.My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
3.Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".
4.There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together == 'don't stop'!
5.Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
6.There are three stages to sex in a person's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly.
7.Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
8.Q : What's an Australian kiss?
A : The same thing as a French kiss, only down under
9.A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing.
10.Q : What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
A : Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't!
11.Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence.
Johnny: Her mouth said no, but "her ass meant" yes.
12.Q : What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A : A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone except you.
13.Q : Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A : Breasts don't have eyes.......
14.Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives!
15. When I was born, I got a choice A big dick or a good memory. I am not able to remember, what did I choose?
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On a NUDE beach a man shakes hands with a lady & says: Pleased to meet you.Lady: Ya, I can SEE that.
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Ik aadmi nu Chhik (aa chi) aayee te naal hi padd vi aa gaya. Oh chhik te padd maar ke boliya: Wah O yaad karan waleya, bund hi paad ditti...
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What's d heights of tension?When u get 2 c cleavage of sexy teacher sitting right in front of u, during last 5 minutes of exam & u got 2 write a lot to pass.
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Girl: i'm like a radio, my mouth speaker, my left breast tuner, right one volume.
Man: can i try? (touches d breasts)-no sound.
Girl: u haven't plugged in yet!
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Lady 2 Dr:Thakkan bahut hoti hai. Dr:Sex kitna karti ho? Lady Daily. Dr:Sunday ko mat karo! Lady:Hey Ram!Sunday ko hee to PATI ghar hote hai,unhe kaise mana karu.
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Sex kar lene k baad
BOY: Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga jise duniya BACCHA kehti hai
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GIRL:meri CHOOT ke aashiq madrchod ab tumhe wo hoga Jise duniya AIDS kehti hai
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