FUnny sms Collection 6

A wife wrote this specially for her husband:

Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai....
Kabhi kabhi mere dil me
ye khayal aata hai....
"Jab tu 11.30pm baje
so jata hai, 
Toh next day morning tera whatsapp last seen at 2.30am
kyu batata hai...?

Sita ji k vanvaas jane mein bahut badi seekh hai.

Wah wah.

Sita ji k vanvaas jane mein bahut badi seekh ✨hai.

Ghar me 3-3 saas ho to jungle hi theek hai .

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Arz hai-roz roz weight napkar kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..

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BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??

GaL : Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai...

BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??

GaL : Sirf 88% ..

Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai...!!
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Straight Insult :

HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya h tumne, bilkul gobar jaisa......?

WIFE : Hey bhagwan is aadmi ne to har cheez chakh rakhi hai...

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Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....
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Wife : Agar meri shadi kisi " Rakshas" se bhi ho jati to mai itni Pareshan nhi hoti jitni tumare sath hu

Awesome reply :

Husband : pagli Blood Relation me shadiya kaha hoti hai.. !!

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Old man has 8 hair on his head.

He went to Barber shop.

Barber in anger asked:

shall i cut or count ?

Old man smiled and said:

"Colour it!" 
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LIFE is to enjoy with whatever you have with you, keep smiling

If you feel STRESSED,

Give yourself A Break.

Enjoy Some..

Icecream

Choclates

Candy

Cake

Why?

B'Coz

STRESSED ka Ulta Spelling

DESSERTS hota hai..
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Alphabetic advice for you:

A B C

Avoid Boring Company..

D E F

Don't Entertain Fools..

G H I

Go for High Ideas .

J K L M

Just Keep a friend like ME..

N O P

Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..

Q R S

Quit Reacting to Silly tales.. 

T U V

Tune Urself for ur Victory..

W X Y Z

We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

Very ....beautiful lines pls store it.

Ek acha frnd ek medicine ki tarah Hota hai

Lekin ek acha group pura medical store ki tarah Hota hai...
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मैने बहुत से ईन्सान देखे है,
जिनके बदन पर लिबास नही होता।
और बहुत से लिबास देखे है,
जिनके अंदर ईन्सान नही होता ।

कोई हालात नहीं समझता ,
कोई जज़्बात नहीं समझता ,

ये तो बस अपनी अपनी समझ है ,
कोई कोरा कागज़ भी पढ़ लेता है

तो कोई पूरी किताब नहीं समझता!
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Japani couple suhag rat  karte huwe:

Husband: Sutaki

Wife: Kowanini

Husband: Toka anji rodi romi hoa yako

Wife Ghutnay taik k boli: Mimi yoa
nakodinda tinkuji

Husband : Na miaou kina tim
kouji.

Wife: su ki kina mato

Husband : sako teetee yaanii
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Husband: yechi koba nati
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Wife : 
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Logon ka shok to dekho.
Samajh kuch nhi a raha bas suhag rat ka nam aaya aur  poora message  padh dala ..!!
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Sudhar jao. . .

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How to impress kachre wali bai????
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Isme bhi interested ho? Kasam se yaar, hadd ho gayi
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यदि आप अपने घर में "शेर" बनकर रहेंगे तो निश्चयः ही
आपकी पत्नी "दुर्गा" बनकर आप पर सवारी करेगी,

किन्तु यदि आप अपने घर में "नारायण" बनकर रहेंगे तो निश्चय ही आपकी पत्नी लक्ष्मी  बनकर साथ रहेगी।
अब आप तय करें की आप को
क्या बनकर रहना है।।
राधे राधे
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