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English   paper for 12th class

Question :-What is love and explain in details ?   ( 20 marks)

Answer:

��USA's Student.......
Answer: Love is life.

(marks :  5  out  of  20 )

��UK's Student......
Answer : Love is pain.

( marks : 5 out  of  20 )

��UAE's Student......
Answer : Love  Khuda   hai.

( marks : 5 out  of  20 )

Indian Student........
Answer :
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- Definition:
A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men & women that can cause death of 1 or both depending on the resistance associated

- TYPES:
1 sided & 2 sided

- AGE:
Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age

- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or
Mother's Sandal......

(marks  20  out  of  20 )

Excellent !!

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NOTE :-
Don't ask Indian students ,
They can stretch any thing for 20  marks ! ��
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