Funny messages

Sexy Secretary comes angrily out of Boss's cabin.....
Staff: What happened?
Secretary: He asked me are you free tonight? I said yes! He gave me 60 pages to type!!!
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Signboard outside a PATHOLOGY Clinic:
"For you it may be your Urine & Potty, but  for us, it is our Dal & Roti"
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One day I asked my Heart, "What is love?"
Heart Replied:  "Dekh bhai apna kaam blood supply karna hai, syllabus ke baahar mat pooch."
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Aurangazeb: "Senapati, bataao hum Shivaji ko kyu Nahi dhund pa rahe hain?"
Senapati: "Sorry to sound pessimistic Maharaj, par hum Mughal hain, Google nahi !!!
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After drinking, men talk unnecessarily, become emotional, drive badly, stop thinking, fight for nothing.
Women can do all this without drinking.
Natural talent, Boss....!!
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Who are lizards?
They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young.
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What is a Pizza?
A Pizza is just a Paratha that went abroad for higher education !
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What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity?
A mosquito sitting on your wife's face!!
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Ladkiyon ki aadhi zindagi  husband ki "Talash" mein aur baki aadhi husband ki "Talaashi" mein guzar jati hai!!!
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Kashmir aur wife mein kya samanta hai?
Ans: Waise to dono hi samasya hain, par padosi nazar daale to gussa aata hai...!!!
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