GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse?BOY- Shahjahan jaisa.GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao. BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.
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Jis Taraf Dekhu Apka hi nam Likha Hai,Jis Tarf Dekhu apka Hi Nam Likha Hai,Upar ‘Most Wanted,’ Neeche 5Lakh Ka inaam likha hai !Wah..wah…
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Tere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiyaTere pyar mein umar bhar intezar kiyaWah WahAurUss intezar me na jane Kitno se pyar kiya
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U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte hai?JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti hai? CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai? INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE H. Gustakhi Maf
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Arz hai..Class ki har ladki ek phool hai..Unhe chahna ek bhool hai..Jo inki soch me gul hai..Samjho uski COMPARTMENT k chances full hai.
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Ek Waqt guzar jayegaShadi kr k koi tumse bandh diya jayegaAbhi Bhi Waqt he Afair Kar LoKya pata kal Kis Namune Ko Tumhe Saupa Jayega
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Husband & Wife dono market gaye to Ek Ladki ne HELLO kiya......��
Wife:"kaun thi wo ?? "" . ..... .��
Husband:"Tum plz dimag kharab mat karo,.. . abhi usko bhi batana hai ki tum kaun ho..!!"����
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